Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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