Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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