all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize
