i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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