As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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