Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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