Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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