Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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