If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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