with your own penis?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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