windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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