is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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