S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
