I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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