I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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