Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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