Why are handjobs necessary in class?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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