Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
We smell like vodka and hangover
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