Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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