I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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