butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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