It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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