kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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