god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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