you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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