do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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