omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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