I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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