No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Someone came in the potted fern
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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