If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
