He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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