you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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