3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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