Small penises have feelings too.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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