GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Two words: nipple clamps
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