Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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