if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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