My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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