Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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