No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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