that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Randomize
