Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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