I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
why is half of my head shaved?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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