Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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