I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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