I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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