Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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