whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Boobs speak an international language.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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