Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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