Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
