did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You are a genius and a whore.
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