he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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