i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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