You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
