my soul wont recognize me after tonight
its not stalking. its research.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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