So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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