so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He felt like a one man threesome
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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