have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Come on in and take your pants off
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